Fox & Fiends

Ditzy Chick is working hard again this morning on Fox & Fiends, but you gotta hand it to them: the fiends are on top of the Dan Rather story. The lineup goes something like this:

-CBS investigation
-Weather report: briefly mention something about hurricanes. Then segue into comments by the former FEMA direcctor who, as it turns out was once contacted by Burkett! Who knew: Democrats really are responsible for hurricanes!
-Kerry is a flip-flopper, and is always wrong, and clearly is responsible somehow for the document-gate
-Janet Jackson's tit. Somehow I didn't catch the connection with Dan Rather, but maybe CBS will be airing the Superbowl this year.
-more CBS investigation
-Brittney Spears might not be married after all. Probably something about fake documents, and those sleazy Democrats who don't really honor marriage anyway.
-more Dan Rather bashing

and it keeps on going. Fox and Fiends, the energizer bunny behind your left-wing conspiracy! I don't think there's really anything important happening in the world these days: something about explosions in Gaza, a few people dead in Iraq that had something to do with hostages or whatever, the Taliban is gaining strength again, Russia is getting ready for a major strike against terrorists. Minor details I suppose.

Update: ohh, wow, I just needed to add another Document-gate related story on Fox & Fiends: Mary Mapes is responsible for the yellowcake story that misled Bush into war! Wow, who knew?!?