Jump for joy!

that'll be all you need to do to stop global warming! In the words of the Jackson 5, don't worry:

"There is no sense in worrying
Cause that won't solve a thing
Chances are whatever's worrying you
Is not as bad as it seems

Being down won't last forever
Cause nothing stays the same
You will will have a bright tomorrow
There's always sunshine after rain"

Quick, someone tell the New York Times, uh, I mean TSC!