Bush: Dear attack on Merkel!

By now, everyone's linked to the latest Bush gaffe...(English version). What I don't think many are aware of is what is actually said on the Bild website. For help with the translation, let's turn to Babelfish:

US president flies on our Kanzlerin
This political love is proverbial for seizing!
S president George W. Bush with the G-8-Gipfel in sank Petersburg.

From the rear it creeps verschmitzt at Kanzlerin Angela Merkel (CDU) near, surprises it with a lightning Massage.
How the Kanzlerin reacted to „the dear attack of “Bush, see here…

The stormy US president George W. Bush with the G8-Gipfel

hmmh. I don't know. I prefer the words of Malkin's defense of Bush using the "s-word" applied to this situation:

Cowboy diplomacy lives.

Indeed it does.