Night of the Dying Living

Added bonus: This site is now #4 for tossing the salad on Google. Right after Wonkette. We all know what that means: soon I'll get to appear on a cable news channel with my copious unkempt red locks dangling in front of my eyes talking about illicit sexual fantasies involving young men [coincidentally, I'm known throughout the internets as a male lesbian]. Right after that, I'm sure this site will be rated #1 for tossing salads. I kind of prefer balsamic vinegar myself.