Excellence in Wingnut Science!

Everybody, I mean everybody has posted this while I was downstairs in a windowless, internetless room. But A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals, posted on WorldNetDaily (wingnut daily), is worth the link for the endless entertainment:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

And no, there's no actual link between injesting soy and homosexuality. I mean how much soy would a baby have to injest daily for the isoflavones to affect hormonal balance either way? That's not even beginning to tackle the issue of "feminising" vs "homosexuality." But I digress.

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Thanks for the advice. Sauce is OK, milk is devils homojuice. Got it.