Oh my

Hilarious:

Oil companies are as evil as crack dealers. If it weren’t for all their sexy commercials and fancy marketing techniques, we wouldn’t have all been duped into becoming so dependent on oil. North Americans didn’t choose this lifestyle; this lifestyle was forced upon us.

The worst part about these gas spikes and shortages is that it proves those hippie environmentalists right. All of their doom and gloom nay saying about our misuse of unrenewable resources and the negative effect it will have on future generations looks like it’s being proven right. I don’t know about you, but worse than having humanity spiral out of control into a cataclysmic energy crisis rendering the world a wretched suffering filled with a Mad Max style of post apocalyptic life is having to put up with an environmentalist bastard’s smug look.

Why oil companies, why? Lower prices. Do it not for our sake, but to keep the doomsday soothsayers from being right. You know what would really show them? If we tripled our efforts in extracting oil, swelling reserves so that there is such a gas surplus that prices crash. Then they’ll look pretty stupid. At least for now, and the present is all we should really be worrying about.