I know what all my friends will get for Christmas this year:

And best of all, it's free!
In Sarah, the first biography of Palin, author Kaylene Johnson draws upon personal interviews with Palin herself [...]
Maybe they'll need to lower the shipping costs...
We, we do, it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to, to our state.
Yeah, we all want to get her new book...eh-hem...for the "interviews," right?
Sarah also includes 16 pages of Sarah Palin's most personal photos!