Point to the Idiot

OK, that was just too easy. So maybe I should include a quote or something:

Things are well here. I think it's neat how feminists can set aside their bug-eyed hatred of business long enough to bring entrepreneurs in to peddle their wares for a cause, if the cause is even more abortions. Seems abortion makes for strange bedfellows. Which it should, I suppose, since strange bedfellows leads to abortions -- but presumably not enough, which is why kids need to buy sex toys at Penn.

There's one thing you mentioned that I find confusing. Do feminists really need coaching in how to masturbate? Not to be crass, but isn't that the sort of thing that just comes naturally?

Mike: There's one thing you mentioned I find confusing. Does masturbation cause unwanted pregnancies? Just wondering.


(runner-up for sentence most supportive of why the title appears next to his picture: "Often, our material will come from college newspapers." In other words, often we'll have an easy week by picking on young-uns).