3.01.2007

Smoke and SUV fumes

Leftist hippies tell us we can learn from aliens when it comes to global warming. I say 'hey, why not' as long as they're not illegal! Looks to me like the little green men (the ones from outer space, not our own) would know best it's all a hoax 'cause they ain't got no carbon and it's gettin' mighty hot where they're from. Unfortunately, Al Gore's carbon offsets are so huge that they create their own forcefield large enough to simulataneously lift the demand curve for coal power and hypnotize all but a select few scientists to believe in Gaia. To counteract all this leftist crazy madness, may I present a very down-to-earth nitty-gritty song,

Smoke and SUV fumes