We're all deniers now

Roy Spencer is right. In the Global Warming-War Opposing Obsessed Terrifiers (GW-W00T!), the surge is clearly working. It worked in 1934, and it's working now.

Ordinary citizens are rising up against Al, son of Gaia, son of Gore, and his coordinated placement of thousands of thermometers on top of oil field flare vents and lava flows. We always knew this was coming. Shocking. Personally, I've been dreading this moment.

We will now have to admit that instead of the earth being a defenseless and exposed absorptive retina of heat, a tropical iris shades us from harm.

Gaia the most merciful is no longer on our side. The infidel's sneaky attack shows that our peer-review jihad is in its last throes. Scientists we pay TWO HOUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS a year are no match against Robert Samuelson's insight.

The fact is, there are many more of them, and they are planning attacks on our most holy sites. TV. And the internets.

I will hencefoth be proud to call myself a denier.