12.12.2003

Lennie is bad

If you ever are considering getting married on Maui, never, ever ask
Lennie
Lennie
Lennie
or
Lennie
to administer your services.

There are actually more websites out there offering his services, but you get the point. Obviously, he's out to nab unsuspecting tourists who don't have a local wedding planner. They all no longer use his service for the same reasons friends of mine have gotten to know the other side of Lennie: unreliability. He actually came over to their house two days before their wedding begging to borrow money beyond what the wedding brought him in...what, did he run out of his stash of Maui wowi?

Otherwise, a wedding on Maui is a highly advisible experience.