Sarcasm, Ha!

I'm sure there'll be a few who just won't get it:

"Let's privatize police departments! Why should we let big government tell us how our laws should be enforced?...Of course, this new approach will leave a large group of citizens not covered by any of these programs. For these people, who have proved their inability to compete in our free-enterprise system, gun laws will be loosened so they can protect themselves as necessary. While this may necessitate their being relocated to restricted areas, so as not to endanger their neighbors who have adequate police insurance, this should not be an insurmountable problem. "

From today's Big-O