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"Remember: Fresh = Tasty! Never forget that an important part of the exclusive appeal of cigarettes is their highly perishable nature; they stay smokably fresh for only three to four hours after their cellophane seal is broken. To avoid the unpleasant sensation of less-than-perfect tobacco flavor, be certain to smoke the contents of each package within four, pleasure-filled hours. If, for some weird reason, you can't smoke all 20 during this "freshness window," discard any cigarettes still left in your package. Don't worry, there are plenty more to buy at thousands and thousands of stores!"

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