Sitting next to me in the cafeteria yesterday a group of what looked like medical students were discussing places to live on the west coast. San Diego: beautiful, yadda yadda, spread out, no downtown, yadda yadda. Bay Area: expensive, yadda yadda. Portland: beautiful, yadda yadda, Mt Hood, more of a city (that's a good thing), yadda yadda, but here it comes: FREAKS! There's so many FREAKS in Portland, and not only that, there's LESBIANS there, and they're not just lesbians, they're like FREAKISHLY LESBIAN, FREAKY FREAKY LESBIANS are overrunning Portland Oregon.

I was almost about to identify myself as a Portland transplant, but decided to let it rest.