OMFG!

This place has been gripped by Eagles mania: half the people here didn't show up for work today, the other half is wearing some sort of Eagles paraphenalia. The cafeteria was decorated in Eagles colors, there was an amplifier playing Eagles (the team, not the band) music--there's at least a half-dozen songs devoted entirely to the team--I ate a "kickoff Kielbasa." What will happen here on Sunday night?