some 'spaining to do

It'll be a rough mornin': first we knew it was the I-Raqis and the I-Ranians that were 'gainst us, then it was the I-Frenchies, the I-Russians, and the I-Germans; but I thot the I-talians were on our side! It must just be the commie ones, like the Kerry-votin' Democrats that we don't like in Kansas. It's hard work being a Fox & Frends host!