Stretching the truth?

Eligere comments on wingnut Senator Coburn's remarks regarding breast implants. In the words of the Senator (not Eligere):

"And I thought I would share with you what science says today about silicone-breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows."

Let's all play Science says! I say that Sadly, No!'s SPUR-M might run into some serious competition in conservative circles, because after all, if implants are good for a woman they should also lead to a "long" life in a man:

Update: Maybe the title should have read "A shorter Senator Coburn: Breast Implants are Good!"