Book learnin' sucks

Fox learnin' is much easier. I now know that the Pope was actually for the Iraq war even though he voted against it because he was against communism, and Reagan was too. And, that so does not make him a flip-flopper! Clearly, since Reagan was 'gainst the commies, and Pope John Paul II was too, the Pope must have also been for the war in Iraq, because we all know that Reagan would have been for the war had he been cogent enough to state an opinion on the subject over the final 10 years of his life. Yes, Reagan, the Pope, and therefore God, are on the side of the wall spiders and chicken hawks, not on the side of the smurlbats and the sparrow hawks.