Earth Day?

You have got to be kidding!

"Earth for Children
Lawn of Old Governor’s Mansion Participate in hands-on make and take activities that celebrate nature and encourage children to become more environmentally aware and proactive in their daily lives. Experience an archaeology dig, make suncatchers out of CD disks, take home seeds, and enjoy storytelling and music....Sponsored by ExxonMobil "

Start 'em out young. Eventually they'll believe that the reason the House voted to allow drilling in ANWR a day before Earth Day was to increase the caribou population and oil was just a coincidental byproduct.