Pennsylvania's Scopes trial

"I remember him snorting through his nostrils, and saying something about kids shouldn't be exposed to this sort of thing."
--Former Dover school board member Jeff Brown, testifying on current Dover school board member Bill Buckingham's condoning vandalism of science classrooms.

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate"
--William of Occam, because the simplest explanation...ah never mind.