Damned Germans!

The new one ain't as bad as the old one, but she's still insufficiently pliant and bloodthirsty. Instead of being preoccupied by quaint notions like human rights and the rule of law, they should be sending more of their brown-skinned troublemakers to Guantanamo and more their soldiers to the Persian Gulf!

On the other hand, it's been a few years now and we need to get our population pissed off at socialist anti-American anti-semite surrendermonkeys again. While we whip the yokels into a frenzy about cell phones, taking out al Qaeda's #3 man again, and mushroom clouds from Iraq Iran, the Germans are a good foil to exploit.