Malkin's Ping-Pong

Malkin, 2001:

With so much sleaze generated by Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson, you might not have caught that last act of gutless decrepitude by former Green Bay Packer Mark Chmura. ...

Chmura, 31, was caught last spring in his underwear, splashing in a hot tub with his then-17-year-old babysitter and playing "drinking Ping-Pong" games with other teens at a high school prom party. Chmura is the married father of two little boys. The babysitter accused Chmura of luring her into a bathroom and sexually assaulting her in the wee hours of the morning. ...

This All-Pro tight end belongs in the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame. Four years ago, Chmura won the admiration of conservatives – myself included – for skipping out of a White House reception honoring the Packers’ Super Bowl victory. Chmura, a popular fixture at Republican fund-raisers, said at the time that he had lost respect for President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal and could not bear to shake his hand. "It doesn't really say much for society and the morals he sets forth for our children," Chmura complained. ...

These honorable men sacrificed their limbs and lives so craven miscreants like Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, and Mark Chmura could enjoy the blessings of liberty. Now that is a crying shame.

Vent, May 19, 2006:

In case you're wondering what the umbrella is for, well, you know why...

Malkin, May 20, 2006:

This is hardly
the first
time
liberals
have
made Asian whore ping-pong ball jokes about me. ...

Greg Tinti on double standards.

Double Standards:

Mr. Dick said ,
All you folks out their with more computer saavy than I need to send this Wonkette woman tons of porno on a daily basis doctoring the pics of the MILLIONS of white women who engage in this stuff with little half glasses, ping pong balls are tame? I have yet to se pics of Orientals having sex with animals or being beat with whips or peed on? LOL Dog the liberal freak out besides they love porno!

Jack Hamilton said
In my professional life I have had to deal with the lowest slime of the earth.I have jailed them by the dozen.I have seen things that would make the average American question if this could really be. From killers to Lowlife mother that sold her own 10 year old daughter into prostitution.This Wonkette strikes me as that type. I have never known Mrs. Malkin to attack anyone baised on there ethnicity. She is a lady and is posessed of great Charm and Grace.

Jeff Jackie said
PPB: OMG I AM READING ALEX PAREENE ON WEB FOR THE FIRST TIME
operative: he is a writer?
PPB: OMG I JST LOOKED @ HIS PIC.
operative: he is a writer?
PPB: CAN'T STOP.
operative: can't stop, what?
PPB: LOL.
operative: is he doing that thing with the greased-up hamster?

Get out your umbrellas, she's got a mean backhand