Short Stories From The Fam

It was very late and my family had just arrived in Vegas for my 21st birthday. Yep, we are those kind of WOPs, minus the gold chains and exposed chest hair, but with the pinky rings. Despite his exhaustion, Dad Job “just wanted to put one role of quarters through a machine”. This was the exchange with the woman gambling next to him:

The machine goes crazy: bing, bing, bing, lights flashings, quarters dropping.

Dad Job: Lethargic staring at the machine.
Woman: “Hey, aren’t you excited, you just won a thousand dollars”!?
Dad Job: “No I didn’t, I only won four thousand quarters”.

Classic!