w00t, t33n pr0n!

M155 P(_)3rt0 R1c0 also looks 53n54710n41, but you might want to turn down the volume on her v1d30, which is a reminder that M155 (-)n1v3r53, unlike, say, the M155 America pageant, is not a scholarship contest.
--a55r0[X37

It's that time of year at Powerline again...