Buy Microbrews!

Paying $6.50 for a pint of that piss brew at the Red Sox game last night really hurt. So in a rare moment of bipartisan unity--I hate it because they killed the oldest brewery of the West, wingnuts hate it because ah shit I don't get it, nor do I care to try--BOYCOTT MILLER!!!! BOO-YEAH!!!

That's all, carry on.