Another big announcement today?

President Bush is expected to make another big announcement today around noon in the Rose Garden. Hmmmh...what on earth could he say today after yesterdays announcement...

Ladies and gentlemen, the Amurcan people have spoken and they gave the Republican party a good hard thumpin'. Heck, the Republican party doesn't even represent my values anymore. Besides, they tell me that most Democrats are conservative these days anyway. Therefore, by popular demand and just to keep the majority of Congress "on my side," I've decided to change my party affiliation. Beginning today, I'm not only the Decider and the Uniter, I'll also be a Democrat.

Stunned, Nancy Pelosi, prospective Speaker of the House, stated:

After years of demonizing Bush, I don't know what to say. We're certainly the new "big umbrella" party, but he might get a bit wet around the edge.