The Nerve!

So here us god-fearin' 'Merica lovin' patriots was supportin' a Frenchie who'll stand by us no matter what, through thick and thin, war and peace, warm winters and...

Hold on...what? He insults our dear leader by proposing we take the lead in the petchuli-drenched Kyoto protocol? How dare he, after all that we've done!

As a first step in bringing this rogue Frenchie back in line, I propose renaming french fries to what they rightfully ought to be called: Fossil fuel fries!