12.26.2007

Recipe for wingnut hyperventilation

1.) Find random letter to the editor

2.) Link to World Net Daily and Hot Air

3.) Post a pic of your back yard covered in snow

4.) Get your freak on!
Get to the kids early and often.

Fight back. Tell the kids that Santa is happy to be working on his tan for a change. Santa is sick to death of the cold and, honestly, he spends most of his off time in South Florida! Oh, and remind the kids that Santa uses those old antique big fat light bulbs at the North Pole so, Santa is not concerned about the GW lie!