well, OK, I admit it...

Scientists don't know shit!

ROCHESTER, NY (CAP) - A new study by researchers at the Rochester Institute of Technology, to be published in next week's edition of the journal Science, found that scientists don't khow shit about anything.

"We were surprised to find out exactly how much shit they don't know," said researcher Dr. Roderick Crawford. "I mean, they really don't know their asses from their elbows, in some cases literally."

"And by they, I of course mean myself and everybody I've ever worked with, which makes this more than a little awkward," he added. [...]

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