You've been warned

8 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Porn:

7. Your partner is practically wed to the Internet.

He spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, often demanding privacy and/or changing his bedtime ritual. As a result, he has eye problems from spending long hours on the computer. He may also complain of back, wrist, neck or shoulder pain.

Loss of visual acuity and wrist pain. It's the hairy palm of the internet age.