Well, it's a wrap then!

We won. Because the surge worked. Fuck you, Democrats. McCain really only wanted it to feel like it's been 100 years. As long as we don't tell anyone the details of our withdrawal timetable, we agree with Maliki! Time to move on: let the Iraqis prepare their civil war re-enactments.

Besides, it's been at least four summers in a row that we've been looking for reasons to bomb the shit out of Iraq's neighbor.