Compassionate Conservative

Haley Barbour is going for the soccer mom vote:
I think the prudent thing for us, when you consider the potential risk, the prudent thing is to proceed as if global warming is an issue.
Translated: guys, I don't give a shit about all that global warming malarkey, but if your wife is refusing sex again because you're voting Republican...again...you can tell her Haley's like W: charming. And you'll rest easy because he doesn't have the whole Kyoto lie problem.