Wind Farms Kill Whales!!!1!

Uhm, or maybe not.

Are there any lengths these people won't go to to try to make the case that coal is clean and safe and wonderful, whereas solar and wind are damaging to the environment and ruin jobs and kill people?

So wind farms don’t just despoil countryside, frighten horses, chop up birds, spontaneously combust, drive down property prices, madden those who live nearby with their subsonic humming, drive up electricity prices, promote rentseeking, make rich landowners richer (and everyone else poorer), ruin views, buy more electric sports cars for that dreadful Dale Vince character, require rare earth minerals which cause enormous environmental damage, destroy 3.7 real jobs for every fake “green” job they “create”, blight neighbourhoods, kill off tourism and ruin lives, but they also