The gospel of Pat

"As these men watch, Jeremiah Pat, smash the jar you brought with you. Then say to them, 'This is what the LORD Almighty says: As this jar lies shattered, so I will shatter the people of Judah and Jerusalem Dover beyond all hope of repair. They will bury the bodies in Topheth New Orleans until there is no more room. This is what I will do to this place and its people, says the LORD. I will cause this city to become defiled like Topheth New Orleans. Yes, all the houses in Jerusalem Dover, including the palace of Judah's kings high school and the polling places, will become like Topheth New Orleans – all the houses where you burned incense on the rooftops to your star gods taught evolution, and where drink offerings were poured out to your idols votes were cast against Republicans.'" (Jeremiah 19:10-15 NLT)

[I linked to this story previously, but couldn't resist this one...]